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They say shi's one of the oldest ones. They say thet shi's one of the first ones. They even say shi sung the first song. All we know, hir name is Norse. Norse is the double-headed Nordic horse with the godly lung capacity. Shi plays horns, sax, wind instruments, and most vocals. Shi recently got hir doctorates in medical nanotechnology, and is married to Hauler. HistoryRumored factsSome say Norse really wrote "Constantinople, Not Instanbul" and They Might Be Giants parodied it. The only way to ask Norse hir age is to have DAMN GOOD coffee on hand... or at least Hayden around if it's Starbucks. In fact, never mention Starbucks around Norse. Shi thinks the staff burns the coffee on purpose. Norse's spiked mane was done by Yukon on a bet. Norse lost the bet, but kept the hair style. The color used on Norse's spiked mane is supposedly called "Irish Green". This has caused much "debate" on Throng's unoffical fan forums to Norse's amusement. Some wonder what Norse's lung capacity is. Those who have dated Norse say "Too much." Throng's unofficial fan forum has a dedicated section for Norse's ex relationships. This one guy on it though must be on drugs, because he claims he's a viking. |